Friday, January 18, 2008

Ok I got a gripe...about panties. (and I am sorry to my Great Aunt Boo cause she reads this)

I consider myself somewhat hip in dressing for a 30 year old but PUHLEASE explain to me exactly how low are jeans gonna go? I have hip rise jeans right? Ok and hip rise panties from Victorias Secret but WHY WHY WHY is it that when I pull on my pants that my panties stick out the back like I have granny panties on? I didnt flippin buy granny panties I have hip rise jeans with hip rise panties that should = no panties hanging out the top right? WTH!!
I guess I could be like my 50+ year old co worker and not wear any at all. She hasnt in years, says no need to spend that money or worry about panty lines or having to buy thongs that you pick out of your butt every 5 seconds or if you sit wrong you feel like its going to split you in 1/2 like a cheese slicer. But I just cant do it, I cant really fathom the fact of the seam of my pants in contact with my area down there if you know what I mean. Thats hair pulling territory right there and not the kind I like. So I am done griping about my panties, have a great Friday and weekend you all, new post about organization and a picture of my latest accent wall on Sunday :)

5 comments:

Shandra said...

OK, this is coming to u from someone that wears granny panties and has too big of hips to wear low ridding jeans. :) My advise to you is to gain abou 40 pounds, were granny panties and loose the low riders! :)
PS) Do you have any bra issues you would like to discuss today? I have tips (tits) for that too. ;)~

wild4scraps&stamps2 said...

AMEN SHANDRA, THE BIG PANTIE GIRLIES UNITE!! I UNDERSTAND AND FEEL YOUR PAIN HONEY! NOT!! LOL! I HOPE TO SOMEDAY GET TO WEAR DENTAL FLOSS!!! OKAY NOT REALLY, THAT WOULD BE JUST A SCARY THOUGHT!! WE WOULD HAVE TO CALL IN A SEARCH PARTY EVERYTIME I WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM!!! LOLOLOLO! OKAY SERIOUSLY, I JUST SUCKS GETTING OLD HONEY, WE JUST AREN'T MEANT TO BE COOL ANYMORE!!!

LOVE YA
JENNIFER

PS. I THINK THE PEOPLE MAKING THE CLOTHES, AND GIVING THEM THE SIZES THAT THEY THINK THEY ARE, HAVE ONE EITHER NEVER TRIED THEM ON, OR CAN'T IMAGINE SOMETHING LIKE 26W FITTING INTO SOMETHING OTHER THAN A TENT!!!! LOLOLOL

wolffx5 said...

WE ARE NOT OLD!!! AND I don't look at myself as getting older. Maybe that is my problem. I still feel like I am in my 20's and not 30's! Maybe I need a reality check! The Cheese Slicer is classic.

Ida said...

HAHAHA! I'm with you sister! Gotta have them on 24/7 (well, except for the obvious)! I do know what you mean about the panties and the jeans not matching when they are supposed to!! I hate that!!

Brazle's said...

What's up with the Claude Dinglehopper??!!??!?!?!? You are a nut!
I'm in with you Alicia....I don't do granny panties or slim and sexy's but it doesn't matter anymore with today's jeans....you are better off bareback! I'm so sick of looking at women's thong's hanging out with the big jewel on the back....YUK!!!!!!!! If I wanted a butterfly on my butt, I'd get a tattoo! Les